1. Demand
Weather and where no-cool calls are clustering in your city this week.
One city · one trade · Mondays
Every Monday: what the heat (or season) is doing to calls, who’s winning and eating 1-stars, three jobs to run, and one line you can put on the invoice today. For the owner who still picks up after hours — not a lead list, not a permit dump.
First page free if you ask — email info@thepatchreport.com. $97/mo to keep it every Monday. Cancel anytime.
The product
Weather and where no-cool calls are clustering in your city this week.
New shops, rating shifts, who’s getting buried.
The 1-star patterns you can win on — slow show-up, capacitor upsell, trip fee that doesn’t come off.
Specific local angles. Not “post more on Facebook.”
A sentence for text, Google post, or the invoice.
Every number and company name is sourced. If we can’t verify it, it doesn’t go in.
Price math
One 1-star that costs you an $8k–$12k replace dwarfs a year of this page. $97/mo is intel you use the same morning — not another inbox of phone numbers.
Sample
Sources
Every company, rating, temp, and dollar has a source. No recycled national fluff. No address dump.
$97/mo · one city · one trade · cancel anytime
First page free when you ask. For the owner who still answers the after-hours phone.
Questions
A one-page Monday note for local home-service owners. Demand, reviews, competitors, three jobs, one line for the truck — for your city and trade.
Dallas HVAC is the paid offer at $97/mo (Whop). Other cities and trades: join the waitlist — we’ll email when your patch is ready. No fake checkout.
No. No phone numbers. Context and angles so your trucks and ads work harder. Not leads. Not ads. Not a CRM.
We don’t dump addresses. Demand, reviews, competitor moves, three jobs — with sources.
$97 per month for one city + one trade when that patch is live. Dallas HVAC is live now. Cancel anytime via Whop.
Yes. First page free when you ask — email info@thepatchreport.com. Then $97/mo to keep it every Monday.
Every Monday morning. Read it before the phones blow up.
Public weather, listings, reviews, news, rebates. If we can’t source it, it doesn’t ship.
Paid launch is Dallas HVAC. Enter your city + trade above to join the waitlist. We don’t invent a checkout for a market we don’t write yet.
Yes. Manage in Whop. No retention call.