One city · one trade · Mondays

Monday intel for your trucks. One page.

Every Monday: what the heat (or season) is doing to calls, who’s winning and eating 1-stars, three jobs to run, and one line you can put on the invoice today. For the owner who still picks up after hours — not a lead list, not a permit dump.

First page free if you ask — email info@thepatchreport.com. $97/mo to keep it every Monday. Cancel anytime.

Not leads Not ads Not a CRM Sources on every page

What you get every Monday

1. Demand

Weather and where no-cool calls are clustering in your city this week.

2. Competitor moves

New shops, rating shifts, who’s getting buried.

3. Review radar

The 1-star patterns you can win on — slow show-up, capacitor upsell, trip fee that doesn’t come off.

4. Three jobs

Specific local angles. Not “post more on Facebook.”

5. One line to steal

A sentence for text, Google post, or the invoice.

Every number and company name is sourced. If we can’t verify it, it doesn’t go in.

$97 vs one lost 1-star

One 1-star that costs you an $8k–$12k replace dwarfs a year of this page. $97/mo is intel you use the same morning — not another inbox of phone numbers.

From a real week (Aug 24, 2026)

  • Steal-line: We show up the same day, we won't try to sell you a new system on a capacitor, and the trip fee comes off the repair.
  • Costing 1-star: Trip fee that doesn't come off the repair (One Hour, capacitor).
  • Do not say: “410A is illegal.” Wrong. EPA May 21: leftover pre-2025 inventory can still go in.

If we can’t source it, it’s not in the page.

Every company, rating, temp, and dollar has a source. No recycled national fluff. No address dump.

One 1-star costs more than a year of this.

$97/mo · one city · one trade · cancel anytime

First page free when you ask. For the owner who still answers the after-hours phone.

FAQ

What is The Patch Report?

A one-page Monday note for local home-service owners. Demand, reviews, competitors, three jobs, one line for the truck — for your city and trade.

What’s live right now?

Dallas HVAC is the paid offer at $97/mo (Whop). Other cities and trades: join the waitlist — we’ll email when your patch is ready. No fake checkout.

Is this leads?

No. No phone numbers. Context and angles so your trucks and ads work harder. Not leads. Not ads. Not a CRM.

How is this different from permit feeds?

We don’t dump addresses. Demand, reviews, competitor moves, three jobs — with sources.

What does it cost?

$97 per month for one city + one trade when that patch is live. Dallas HVAC is live now. Cancel anytime via Whop.

Can I see a page first?

Yes. First page free when you ask — email info@thepatchreport.com. Then $97/mo to keep it every Monday.

When does it arrive?

Every Monday morning. Read it before the phones blow up.

Where do you get the facts?

Public weather, listings, reviews, news, rebates. If we can’t source it, it doesn’t ship.

Do you cover Fort Worth / Plano / Plumbing / Roofing?

Paid launch is Dallas HVAC. Enter your city + trade above to join the waitlist. We don’t invent a checkout for a market we don’t write yet.

Can I cancel?

Yes. Manage in Whop. No retention call.

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